Madness is the emergency exit

Okay, so I chose sleep over The Tudors. Next, fanart (indecision will be the death of me I KNOW IT). No cut because I'm ridiculously lazy.

Not a bad episode.

1.) OMG Cranmer and wifey = adorable. Seriously, how cute are they?

2.) O'TOOLE IS BACK BITCHES. It's about time. Dude didn't you just love the way he said "God"? Uh it was simply amazing.

3.) It's getting easier for me to like Charles. He's really showing how non-douchey he can be.

4.) Kudos to Charles and Moore for withstanding peer pressure.

5.) I'm starting to feel bad for Anne. You can see how proud she was to be queen and how dedicated she was towards being a good one. All the guilt she feels makes me sad.

6.) Smeaton rocks. Give him a spinoff. Oh and we all know he's probably gonna bite it because Hirst always kills off the best characters.

7.) "Do you play chess, Lady Eleanor?" omg that scene was terrible. I was like "Is he gonna sodomize her with that chess piece or what? Because at this point, I wouldn't put it past Hirst to do it."

OMG HOUSE OF MYSTERY IS OUT GUYS. I NEED TO GET IT.

link for people who have no idea what I'm talking about:

http://www.dccomics.com/comics/?cm=9388

I have to confess: I didn't pay 100% close attention to this episode because I had some things that needed to be done. Nonetheless......

1.) awww Hans. He's so cute :) and Cromwell can shove it because how can any women say no to Hans? It'd be a crime against the female race to allow him not to marry.

2.) Thomas More, my affection for you bursts with every episode. I choke up every time I see the preview of his execution.

3.) I'm a tad annoyed with Brandon because he seems a little hypocritical but I'm glad he's grown up. Fight the power, Charles, fight the power.

4.) Don't you just love how Hirst ties in the spear with the service Anne provides Henry with? I laughed so hard. I might just start counting all the phallic images/references he makes.

5.) Duuuuuuude Wyatt can seduce me with words anytime (although that poem pretty much blew but whatever. It's the thought that counts). I wouldn't have gone the route of that Elizabeth chick though. Where's your self-respect? And really, in the woods? Usually I can deal with how ridiculous Hirst can be but seriously, that's just way too over-the-top. Now that I think about it, he seems to find woodsy settings very erotic. Ew.

6.) Props to the random monk/friar. I love it when people publicly criticize Henry (although it really doesn't matter where as long as it's done).

7.) Um, where's Peter O' Toole?

8.) I propose a spinoff starring Smeaton and Mary Boleyn. It'd be like Sex and the City set during the Tudor dynasty.

So I bought the deluxe version of "The Killing Joke" (which I haven't read in a loooooong time so I'm dying to get my hands on it) and "Pride of Baghdad." Since I won't be able to read them for another week and because I have no self-control, I gave them to my dad. But omg I almost started reading "The Killing Joke." Isn't it ironic that the fact that I can't read it is driving me into insanity?

Tudors tonight. Yay. I'll review soon.

So....who watched the season premiere of The Tudors? I thought it was a heck of a lot better than the premiere episode for season one.

PETER O' TOOLE.

Margaret/Charles RIP. That's one of the few things that really burns me about this show. I can get past all the historical inaccuracies (this is a television show, not a program on the History Channel) but that's the only thing that really nags at me--probably because I love that ship so much. I mean, if Michael Hirst had just changed Margaret to Mary and kept her alive I wouldn't be complaining. They're such a sweet couple.......it makes me sad. Then again, Hirst is a drama whore so I'm not surprised. And is it just me or did Henry Cavill's voice sound oddly high in the commercials of the premiere party?

omg Hans Matheson is Thomas Cranmer. Although I wish he was one of Henry's bffs instead of a man of the cloth. I don't see why they couldn't just stick in another bff. It's nothing compared to the other historical departures they've made. Besides, I miss Knivert.

Katherine, you go girl.

squee Jeremy Northam is so cute. I just want to give him a big hug. I swear I'm going to cry when More is executed. My favorite characters are being killed off at an alarming rate.

guys Ambassador Chapuys is so cute. I get all warm and fuzzy when I see him helping Katherine.

I can't wait for the rest of the season. Finally, some real action!

p.s "King takes Queen" omg so corny as are the wallpapers.

OMG I bought Shortcomings today and read it and omg DUDE it was not worth the $21.00 I paid for it. I heard so many good things about it and I was in a hurry so I just bought it without reading a bit of it so maybe it's my fault but whatever. I'm angry. I was about to buy Ex Machina but then I was like "No, I need something that will occupy more of my time." Uhhhh what a waste. Maybe I'll review Shortcomings once I calm down but SERIOUSLY THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ANNOYING! I only liked one character (Meredith) and she was barely in it. GRRRR that book makes me mad.